Tuesday, April 13, 2004
i'll cut you.
NOTE TO ALL DRUNKEN MALES that whore themselves to the sluts of Dadisman Hall 4th floor center:
Before pissing on a random door at the request of a whore you should make sure that a) the person/persons living inside are not light sleepers, b) that you don't come back to piss on it a second time after the inhabitants of the said room have risen and c) that one of the people residing in the room isn't a fucking psychotic brunette who just had the worst day of her life, and who is ready to get fucking ghetto on your ass.
because - THE SAID PSYCHO BRUNETTE MIGHT JUST SWING THE DOOR OPEN WHILE YOUR DICK IS OUT AND WINDEX YOU IN THE FUCKING EYES WHILE CHASING YOU DOWN THE HALL LIKE A FUCKING RABID DOG CHASES A RETARD WITH LEG BRACES. AND YOU MIGHT JUST FALL OVER BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK AS FUCK AND SHE MIGHT SPRAY YOUR BURNING, BURNING EYES MULTIPLE TIMES AGAIN WITH GREAT ABANDON.
you won't be back. this i know for sure. i hope your eyes burn for a week.
don't fuck with us anymore, this isn't first semester.
don't doubt my level of mental unrest.
next time i'm taking your genitals with my bare hands.
Before pissing on a random door at the request of a whore you should make sure that a) the person/persons living inside are not light sleepers, b) that you don't come back to piss on it a second time after the inhabitants of the said room have risen and c) that one of the people residing in the room isn't a fucking psychotic brunette who just had the worst day of her life, and who is ready to get fucking ghetto on your ass.
because - THE SAID PSYCHO BRUNETTE MIGHT JUST SWING THE DOOR OPEN WHILE YOUR DICK IS OUT AND WINDEX YOU IN THE FUCKING EYES WHILE CHASING YOU DOWN THE HALL LIKE A FUCKING RABID DOG CHASES A RETARD WITH LEG BRACES. AND YOU MIGHT JUST FALL OVER BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK AS FUCK AND SHE MIGHT SPRAY YOUR BURNING, BURNING EYES MULTIPLE TIMES AGAIN WITH GREAT ABANDON.
you won't be back. this i know for sure. i hope your eyes burn for a week.
don't fuck with us anymore, this isn't first semester.
don't doubt my level of mental unrest.
next time i'm taking your genitals with my bare hands.
